Who brings sand to the beach?

Is this what happens when all the ladies get together? Sonya, Serena, Samantha, Xiomara, Bernadette, Beatrice and Clara. This is just a recipe for disaster. Some of these ladies can’t stand one another. Some are meeting for the first time. Some are just coming out for free drinks. Some are coming to brag about their love life. Some are here just to watch a fight…..

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The single dude on a couples trip.

It wasn’t as bad as it sounds. I totally had the best time ever. I’ve made a few new friends, gotten hit on left and right. Also, I ate like a 600 pound…. Whatever, is 600 pounds. That’s what I ate like.. My friends found out… I actually eat food. The slim figure just comes from good genes.

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Genevieve and her Ice Capades.

It’s about four in the morning. Most people are waking up, going to bed or having the best sleep of their life. That was the case for Sonya. Until the doorbell started ringing. She jumps up and runs to the bathroom then go to the door. It’s Genevieve Miller… What in the entire hell is going on? She looks like a disaster. She’s wreaking of cheap booze, her eyes are bulging out of her head. Clearly, she had a lot of booger sugar and $3 booze. Knowing her she didn’t pay for the blow. Bums…

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Stop bowing down to that!

I’ve witnessed them literally worship this person. As if, they were some kind of royalty. Now if this a parent I can totally understand it. You honor your mother and father. It’s part of the commandments. However, if it’s not. Why the hell is everyone catering to this person? Also… There’s levels to that shit!

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At least the pancakes were good..

This was a day for the birds. About ten could’ve been flipped by Sonya. It started off with a business meeting. That went pretty damn good. She landed a few accounts. Here comes the coins!! After that she had to speed off to a date.. She met up with Jonathan in the city. They talked about their favorite food… It’s morning food!! She’s addicted to pancakes. He lives for omelettes. They’re on to something here. She’s supposed to meet Serena later in the day. Pretty much around the same time Jonathan had to meet someone. At the same place…..

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It takes two to tango.

You sit through a conversation, where the person is basically interviewing the other person. The other individual is just sitting there. Literally wanting to scratch their own eyes out. Totally being ignored having to raise their hand to talk. Thank goodness he had friends that were calling and texting the entire night.

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