The Girls Can Cook!

As Lane and Sonya prepare dinner for the gentlemen. Bismarck storms into the kitchen and immediately samples the salmon that Lane decided to grill. Why did he do that? All of a sudden, this loud shriek comes from the other side of the rooftop. “Away from the grill or else!!” He runs by and slaps Lane on the booty and gives her a kiss. Within seconds… Jonathan pops up and snatches a hand full of cheese and a beer. Sonya just gives him the once over and shakes her head. He runs over picks her up and kisses her. The girls give them a fake laugh and yells… “Go somewhere!!!”

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Running into your ex boyfriend’s parents… It was an accident.

Can things get any more wackier? Sonya and Jonathan were out shopping for holiday ornaments. He actually suggested that they go into the city. Which she should have taken as a red flag. This man doesn’t like Manhattan at all. He has pretty much everything in his neighborhood. You can’t really blame him for that. Especially, during these times. They’ve witnessed someone literally lighting up a crack pipe in the middle of the street. However, it’s the holidays and he likes the lights and the store windows.

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She can Double Date.. They just need to have personalities.

After a quick four hour shift. Which is something I’ve never understood. It’s a waste of a day. For some individuals, it will cost more commuting. Then what they would actually make in those four hours. That’s just my opinion. Everyone is taking an Uber these days. Also, I’ve been summoned to do a four hour shift. Thankfully, I had stuff to do in the area.

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He loves them… They love him!

It’s an extremely warm November afternoon. It’s Wednesday and it’s feeling like a Sunday. Sonya spent most of the day working from home. Along with thinking about Jonathan and what he’s going to do to her later on. Meanwhile, he’s not working at home. He’s actually making space for another game console. As long as, he doesn’t disconnect the Wii. They both try to beat each other at Mario Kart.

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Genevieve and her Ice Capades.

It’s about four in the morning. Most people are waking up, going to bed or having the best sleep of their life. That was the case for Sonya. Until the doorbell started ringing. She jumps up and runs to the bathroom then go to the door. It’s Genevieve Miller… What in the entire hell is going on? She looks like a disaster. She’s wreaking of cheap booze, her eyes are bulging out of her head. Clearly, she had a lot of booger sugar and $3 booze. Knowing her she didn’t pay for the blow. Bums…

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It takes two to tango.

You sit through a conversation, where the person is basically interviewing the other person. The other individual is just sitting there. Literally wanting to scratch their own eyes out. Totally being ignored having to raise their hand to talk. Thank goodness he had friends that were calling and texting the entire night.

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